Post-draft review, new-scoring deep dive, a 2,500-run season simulation — and the live punishment odds for who ends up dressed by the winner, ordering for the table, with a case of beer on the tab. Tap anything.
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One write-up per matchup, sim lines from the 2,500-run model, injuries priced in. Disagree? Each one has its own comment thread — that's what it's there for.
The season that begat the spoon. 12 teams then — Sean played as A bunch of Fairly Average Goal Scorers, Tom as Saka or bust. Dilan is this year's only true debutant; Jarod returns from a year in exile, having been replaced by Michael last season. Final table straight from the Fantrax archive.
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Dot = expected season points across 2,500 simulated seasons; band = 10th–90th percentile. Hover for title / bottom-4 odds, click for the team card. League play itself is weekly head-to-head — these are the sim's season point totals, the engine underneath the matchups.
Click a card for the full roster. Grades score the draft: value + structure + fit to the new rules.
Goals 8→9 · second assists +1 · corners forced +1 per 2 · clearances off the line +1 · 6-second violation −1. Re-scoring last season under both systems, by position:
Pure midfielders are the big winners (35→51 in the top 200, +46%) — second assists and corners forced land with whoever touches the ball most. Forwards win at the very top: doubling from 1 to 2 in the top 10; a 20-goal striker banks roughly a full extra game week of points from the goal bump alone. D,M hybrids are the big losers (−34% in the top 200, −40% in the top 100) — the new avenues flow to genuine creators, not moonlighting full-backs. Pure defenders are untouched through the top 100/200. And the implied numbers say ~10% of the top 200 are goalkeepers — remember that when you open the Steals & crimes tab.
The stakes: bottom after 35 weeks = rename to Wooden Spoon, get dressed by the winner for a meal, order for the table, supply a case of beer for the trip. Rounds 36–37: the bottom four play off to nominate one more manager for the same treatment.
11 keepers went by the end of R12. Three managers (Tyson, Harry, Hamish) drafted none and paid their final pick for it — Kinsky #169, Verbruggen #178, Petrovic #182 — in a league where a keeper is mandatory every week.
Straight from Fantrax through this site's own API (cached 5 min). This is a head-to-head league: the table is your W-L-T record, fantasy points are the tiebreak and the truth.
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All 38 game weeks of head-to-head matchups. Week 35 hands out the spoon; rounds 36–37 are the bottom-four playoff that nominates the second victim.
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Current Fantrax rosters against the draft board — waiver pickups in green, drafted-then-dropped in red. Updates as the boys panic.
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One captain pick each game week, 10-game limit on any single player — the sim prices the armband at roughly a 16% boost on captained weeks. Fantrax's public feed doesn't publish captain picks yet; this tracker lights up the moment it does.
No captain data in the feed yet — check back after GW1 lineups lock.
Injury flags, suspensions and availability for every rostered player, from the official Premier League fantasy feed (cached 15 min). Amber = doubtful, red = out. For predicted starting XIs: SportsGambler · FF Scout.
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Visible to anyone with the link, attributed to whatever name you type — so exactly as trustworthy as the group chat. Screenshots are forever.
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